heatoise:

*sees a dog*

me: holy shit

saeureregen:

'It doesn’t always  need a knive to kill  someone. I just  takes a simply goodbye.’

saeureregen:

'It doesn’t always
need a knive to kill
someone. I just
takes a simply goodbye.’

spaghettipeej:

spaghettipeej:

i think i accidentally ate some of my grandma’s ashes that were on her bed

MY GRANDMA SMOKES I MEANT CIGARETTE ASHES

“Act my age?
What the fuck is that, “act my age”?
What do I care how old I am?
The Ocean is old as fuck.
It will still drown your ass with vigor.”

– the greatest thing i have ever read  (via get-fit2fuck)

geekstep:

niggercakes:

hungarian:

say “oh my god look at the blood on her pants” in a crowded hall & the girls who turn around are the ones on their period

alright satan lets take it down a notch sweetie

Says tumblr user niggercakes

As upset and as angry as I am, I still miss you.

Do you know how fucking pathetic that makes me feel?

– 10:00pm thoughts  (via 90-s-kid)

artichokehold:

I’m pretty good at cooking i can make a mean chickenimage

“But my heart aches. I love you continuously, intensely.”

– Albert Camus, from Notebooks 1951 - 1959  (via h-o-r-n-g-r-y)

mcish:

"the beatles were the best band to ever live" 

lol …. ok….the jonas brothers though? 

mangomamita:

yea sex is pretty good but have u ever taken a nap with someone

movsi:

*puts snapchat text over area of insecurity* 

tampontampoff:

what are teenage boys good for other than taking gym class too seriously

weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars