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Friend: *sneezes*
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
Me: chill

politedoge:

when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work

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thegentlemansarmchair:

The Talk

(via noodlenymph)

extraordinarybrother:

princethepurpleking:

Sisters are evil

I laughed at this shit for like 5min

(Source: khl0ekardashian, via lanadelreyoflight)

veeking:

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so i saw this gif around tumblr and thought “he’s making such a disgusted face, it’d be perfect if the gif was revers—-“

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i did it. it’s done.

(Source: moonpurinsu, via gnarly)

titytwochainz:

when u aint have ur phone for a long time and expect to come back to come back to hella notifications but remember u lame

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(via nutellaprince)

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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(Source: collxxn, via humorking)

theshadyslut:

foxdear:

kalsi3o8:

foxdear:

you cant spell dad without a

without a what

without a

without a what

(Source: foxdear, via seediest)

gothgirlsgettingmoney:

My least favorite thing is straight men who come into lush and act like it’s a direct attack on their manhood coming up to me like “I’m in here for my girlfriend” ok thanks for confirming your heterosexuality everyone who likes soap is usually gay

(Source: gendertrashfromhell, via tuhree)

dynastylnoire:

this has been a public service announcement.

(Source: jaylool, via tuhree)

gookgod:

you got a fuckin problem officer 

codeinewarrior:

me: hey can i have some money?

bank teller: do you have an account with us?

me: nah i just heard yall got money

(via lasagnababy)

deverse:

my mom meant to post a picture of her dog and posted a picture of a turkey insteadimage

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