So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.
i just forgot about all my problems
Whose child is this?! lol
Somebody get they lil brotha
I just died 😂😭
omfg i never wanted this video to end
Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.
My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen
Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity
It looks like your mom’s gone
Did you just-
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it’s my cellphone.