Care for the Careless

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thesirensaresingingyourname:

So, my girlfriend wakes up in the middle of the nights sometimes, and if she notices I’m not close to her, she taps my face until I wake up and just holds her arms open and says, “Come. Warmth.” And then falls back asleep when I do as told.

(via latenight-lover)

wittyandcharming:

THESE PARENT BIRDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL LIKE BIRDY DRAG QUEENS WITH FLAWLESS EYELINER AND THE BABY LOOKS LIKE AN UNFINISHED MUPPET AND I’M DEAD.

keyblade-assassin:

don’t click play.

(via supermoclel)

(Source: andersoncooperfans, via dream-asifyouwill-liveforever)

trance-former:

signedoprea:

thehegira:

just1nick:

banalusername:

dominicandeathtrap:

i just forgot about all my problems

Whose child is this?! lol

Somebody get they lil brotha

Omg

I just died 😂😭

omfg i never wanted this video to end

(Source: coreydrake, via cringing)

jeremymcbitchin:

Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

(via baracknobama)

lawhley:

timelord-badboy:

lawhley:

lawhley:

My mom is freaking out because she can’t find the banana bread she just baked so now she thinks she imagined making it the entire time and that she’s going mad when in reality I stole the banana bread from the kitchen after it was done and now I’m currently eating it as she has a meltdown in the kitchen

Update: half of the bread is gone and so is all of my mom’s dignity

It looks like your mom’s gone

Bananas

Did you just-

(via sometimes-you-gotta-fall)

vein13:

serenading-the-unicorn:

gymleaderkarkat:


What are you so afraid of!?

I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle



it got better

confirmance:

The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock this morning is the fact that it’s my cellphone.

(via radical-illusion)