Mom: wow, why is your room this messy??
have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
when u sneeze in front of your pet and they look like you’ve just offended their great ancestors
(Source: deaneggsandsam, via lonelyowls)
Primadonna Girl, yeah…
(Source: paris666hilton, via pizza)
is it too much to ask to get 100 dollars from every rich person in the world
(Source: wasiangod, via succeeding)
Me: Bless you
Friend: *sneezes five more times*
when you’re in a group project and you’re the only one doing work